you know I love racing at races that I remember suffering through my formative years as a racer, but when I know every single official in the start house and finish line how in the #&@^%! do they not realize that I actually raced and finished?  good old Joe Martin forgot to even state that I raced the first day, the on the second my teammate that was right beside me was TC at the finish, then luckily I was on the podium other wise they might have DQ’d me on the 3rd stage, then in the criterium I come closer to winning the damn race but they write me down as DNF?  Then I have to explain to every one of my friends that I actually did race, I actually did finish, and yes everything was actually great at my first race unlike the results show.
DNS-did not start

DNF-did not finish (or did not focus as stated by Pirtle and ATB)

TC-time cut

DQ’d-disqualified 

WTF-WHAT THE F!(*&$#?